Wasted Advice

Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor.

my sweetie doesnt have a fb and my phone is broke is it rude to ask my friends to coordinate my booty calls? i think ur using ur friends for premarital seX. go to church, sinner

how do you stop all your clothes from smelling like mold? wash them, u dirty drity filthy person, you. GROSS ew. stop, wut

Can NATO’s influence in eastern Europe effectively check Vladimir Putin’s ambitions in Ukraine, and if not, should the country be partitioned along ethnic lines to achieve an end to the civil war? \partintioned by ethnic lines, sunds racist to me, and rlly oppressive? correct me if im wrong, but tbh i think putin is kind of beyond our control as a nation bc we have all these other nation-wide issues and like do we have time? for putin? i think he’s gonna do what he’s gonna do, and dividing ppl ‘ethnically’ sounds fucked up!?

i wanna date people bc i hate being alone and like consistent sex but like theres no one i wanna date what should i do? should i wait for crushes? should i just say yes to every rando man who wants to buy me a drink? DO NOT say yes to ANY and ALL rando men or just plain men in the first place. ur better than them <3

i think i might be a beeraholic should i do something or just like dgaf? drink wine like a civilized bitch