Posted May 25, 2016 by Cooper Point Journal in Wasted Advice
 
 

Wasted Advice



Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor.

where can i go to get some nice shirts and pants? hit up your local (westsdie) good will, for a sewing machine; querier, this is how i’ve made “nice” shirs and “pants” for years. take in seams, take them out, inserting fantastic patterns, you know, “own your means of production” is what i think marks said.

how do you get a job? my plan of just being a drunk asshole and hanging out at the bar until they hire me seems to not be working… true. it seems to not be working. i mean, everyday you’re in here, being drnk and an asshole, everyday, stiing there, looking like you want somone to ask if you want a job, i’m pretty sure no one’s gonna. I see it not working.

is there any circumstance under which it would be acceptable to fuck a dude in cargo shorts? there are limitless circumstances under which to justify any given act to oneself (well kind of). querier though, i must ask, about your motivations, in doing so, as outlined above. are you fetishising the very act? is the so called “dude in cargo shots” not representative of so much more? it’s OK if no, but lol i wonder. asnwyay, as i sit here sipping on fortified beer, getting more drunk by the mineut, i spend days ruminating over the similar, reader. where is my dude in distress? i’ve heard as such that this happens, but until i see prrof, that is, until i can count on my soursece, you know, i will remain wary, that this is possible.

what should i do when i graduate ???!! im scared whatever you do, you should definitely put all of your effort into taking that degre and tryting to make change from the inside of stacked and nebulous bureaucracies. As your civic duty. don’t be scared. maybe it will be fun. take up “art” again if this what not what you were doing for the last fews years. just be you!

where do u get off? why not one’s ? i get off at the dorm loop usually. it’s faster.

i don’t know how to cook but buying meals is expensive what do i do? it is expensive, tru. a “pet peeve” of many tho of this author is those who buy meals out for sake of not settling for the simpler fare: bred, and whatever ya got to but in between; a sautee, french for “stir fry”, just be careful with the heat, get to know the sound of food cooking over heat )or optimally, flame) and everything will come out god. add “s,” of course. and “p.” get real with it and don’t hold back, that is; dont be afraid of failure. Good Things Come To Those Who Roll With It, you may be surpried with the good outcome. otherwise, ill cook for you