Posted May 24, 2017 by Cooper Point Journal in Letters & Opinion

Wasted Advice

May 17

Can you whittle wood? What!!?!?!??????!??!!!!!!! This is what you ask a drunk person? To play with sharp knives? No.

What is your favorite hip hop song and why? Hip hop and rap have been so mixed together that I’m not sure what you’re asking me right now but I really wanna listen to Please Don’t Go by Mike Posner so I hope that’s a good  because idk where I’m at right now Thats my sugstion 2k17.

I found a weed pipe at my house after the riot party at my house, is it yours? No. My job is to answer questions for a newspaper. I don’t go to all y’all parties. You don’t know who I am and I don’t know who you are, what kinda question is this?

As a light skinned pocleftist how can I possibly make friends in Olympia? Step one: Go to Mccoys at about 8pm on a Thursday. Arder the most librel arts student drink you can think of. Something along the lines of an AMF or a Long Island iced tea. Carry your Sylvia plath book to the smokers section and wait. (May be switched out with anything written by Foucault or anything that has to do with anthropathesteicism”. Liberal arts students swarm to that shit.

When do y u so your homework when you want to have sex with your partner, and give them love and affection, go to parties, study, AND sleep? YA DONT. Welcome to college. We have all given up sleep FOREVERRR !!!!!! There is no light at the end of the tunnel except graduation.

How important is it to wash your hands after you use the bathroom? Like how often should you do that? Ew. Wash your hands all the time. I mean I don’t but I don’t talk about it. So like do it enough to where people aren’t like “did you wash your hands?”

What is the deal with george bridges? what’s thde deaaal? I wouldn’t be surprised if I heard him singing, You gotta pay the troll toll to get into that boys soul, you gotta pay the troll toll to get in. Baby boy soul = college tuition