Dear Body Party, What’s going on here? Why are we still doing this? What’s the point? Just Checkin’ in, -Body Party Hey there Body Party! Nice to hear from you. It’s been a while! For all you new comers out there (and all of those Cooper Point Journal veterans who […]
Body Party Advice on Sex & Relationships
Dear Body Party, I want to get on hormonal birth control, but I am still on my family’s insurance and my mom is not exactly sex positive (or even sex present). How can I bring it up to her? What can I say to make her understand that being on […]
Body Party Advice on Sex, Relationships and More
Dear Body Party, Help, I’m cold and I want to make out. I have a crush on this person, which is great, and I think they may like me back, which is also great—but the problem is, they’re not the only person I like, they’re just the person I like […]
Body PartyAdvice on Sex, Relationships, & More
Dear Body Party, I am a cis woman and while I love plenty about sex—the intimacy, making out, getting eaten out—I find penetration kind of uncomfortable. I tried going out and buying some KY Jelly and although it helped out, it got all over everything, smelled like cough syrup, and […]
Wasted Advice
Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. my sweetie doesnt have a fb and my phone is broke is it rude to ask […]
Body Party! Advice on Sex, Relationships, & More
Dear Body Party, I recently started back on antidepressants, and while I’ve stopped thinking about death so often (yay!) I’ve completely lost my sex drive and, worse yet, lost any ability to cum. Is there any ways I can get my sex drive back without dropping the SSRIs and plunging […]
Wasted Advice
Who is the bravest person you know? ME BC I SURVIVED tell me about the kardashians? do you keep up? lemme tell u somethin about tha kardashinas. now i won’t lie. i kept up, i kept THE FUCK UP GURL. I did, i rlly did. But lemme tell u kanye […]
Wasted Advice
how do i get Dwayne the rock Johnson to date me messgage him on insta tell him to ‘come to olympia and ill show you a good time’ tell him youll take him to taco bell no one can refuse that no matter how rich and famous What […]
Extra Wasted Advice: 11/21/2013
Hello loyal (ha!) readers: We know you’ve been craving advice on all the trials and tribulations in your life, and that we haven’t delivered as of late, so here you go, an extra heaping bottle full of answers to guide you on this crazy journy we call “a hangover.” I’m […]
Wasted Advice: 4/25/13
I went to Rainy Day Records to get an LP that is so obscure they didn’t even know how to order it. Am I a hipster? -Not That I Care First off, hippies don’t know how to use computers, so of course they aren’t going to know how to order […]
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