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Can you whittle wood? What!!?!?!??????!??!!!!!!! This is what you ask a drunk person? To play with sharp knives? No. What is your favorite hip hop song and why? Hip hop and rap have been so mixed together that I’m not sure what you’re asking me right now but I really wanna listen to Please Don’t Go by Mike Posner so I hope that’s a good  because idk where I’m at right now Thats my sugstion 2k17. I found a weed pipe at my house after the riot party at my house, is it yours? No. My job is to answer questions for a newspaper. I don’t go to all y’all parties. You don’t know who I am and I don’t know who you are, what kinda question is this? As a light skinned pocleftist how can I possibly make friends in Olympia? Step one: Go to Mccoys at about 8pm on a Thursday. Arder the most librel arts student drink you can think of. Something along the lines of an AMF or a Long Island iced tea. Carry your Sylvia plath book to the smokers section ...

 
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Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. how do you balance staying aware and involved, with keeping yourself mentally healthy, given that the world is shit? Read, BITCH u don’t. Idk what the fick is happebing here. Love urself! Take care! Love ur friends! Make soup to share! Shine bright like a diamond! Rhianna gets it [heart emoji] listen to her. Our goddess. Our momther. how do you form community when it seems like everybody is shitty to each other? and especially when power dynamics aren’t respected in a lot of space Find gentle friends, talk about your gentle nature openly and transparently if we were to make queer/trans symbols that didn’t use the male/female symbols as a base, what shapes would we use instead? Shapes of planets and stars !!!! my friends won’t agree on wh...

 
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Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. Is there anyway around seeing people in oly who I’ve previously iced, other than moving or never leaving my house? Just irl ice them. Like just dont acknowledge theyre there if you see them. idk take the step to like actualky exolain you dont wanna be there friend or really be in there presenxe. Its way harder than icing someone but if its really making you wanna move or stay inside its gotta be better than being stuck i wanna get laid but I feel like the only ppl who show interest in me are men and like...it’s not fair I’m feelin like drake out here wishing for my dream girl :( Drakes seeing jlo last i heard. So in that note id say maybe just make sure you dont get caught on nikkis and riris and dream girls that you gotta get through like 2 cds to...

 
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Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. how do i look hot on halloween without havin a real normie “slutty whatever” costume Have a non-normie “slutty” costume. The worst thing about the “sluttly waterer” costume is the lack of originality, so just add a layer of irony and you can show off your flesh-prison without seaming basic. For example, wear your BDSM gear and the European Union Flag and be the idea of austerity. what r u gonna be 4 halloween? Curious George — its perfect because I’ve always been very sexually attracted to the man in the yellow hat and I’m hoping that the universe provides me with a tall-hatted man of my own. What is the best new album out that you’re overplaying? I’ve been really into Princess Nokia’s new album, 1992. Its sick, its fresh, its everything I’ve been...

 
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March 9, 2016



Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. what the most cost effective food options on campus? i cant always bring my own lunch and beverages but also i am broke! idk but like cigarettes are a p good appittie supprecant since evrythings such a fcukin scam and like not teh good kinda scam yknow [redacted] is p easy to steal from/ omg i cant say any of this i gotta shut up!!! flaming eggplanty is chill 2 the grain and bean is the cheapest &&the chiliicheesfry special is the shit like best deal and so yum how do i get ride of my pores and get perfect cgi kardashian skin instead? dude idk but honestly fucking same like so much i thinkk @arabellesicardi like deleted her pores but theyre also like on their own plane i dont know shit about that also like exfholiatinggg all bout the exfohl...

 
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By Jules Prosser We went undercover. We didn’t know why or how, but we were on a quest for “the truth”. Carol got a fancy secret recorder from Media Loan, and I didn’t even have to ask her to do that, even though I considered it. I needed her—she was good at this shit, and knew what was up. Carol never fails. Since we were incognito, we had to have fake identities. I suggested porn star names because I’m fucking boring. Carol had a better idea. We both have bags with different names Sharpied on them. “Carol” is on hers, obviously, and “Alexis” is on mine. She suggested we use them. She’s so smart. Carol was a standard hot Bo Peep, pink and pretty, with her cascading red hair and garter belt. I dressed up as a maenad, AKA a slutwife of Dionysus, AKA a crazy creature who incites drunken orgies. It was a recycled Halloween costume, but fuck it. I looked okay in my ill-fitting red dress and janky papier-mâchéd horns. My companion lent...

 
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Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. my sweetie doesnt have a fb and my phone is broke is it rude to ask my friends to coordinate my booty calls? i think ur using ur friends for premarital seX. go to church, sinner how do you stop all your clothes from smelling like mold? wash them, u dirty drity filthy person, you. GROSS ew. stop, wut Can NATO’s influence in eastern Europe effectively check Vladimir Putin’s ambitions in Ukraine, and if not, should the country be partitioned along ethnic lines to achieve an end to the civil war? \partintioned by ethnic lines, sunds racist to me, and rlly oppressive? correct me if im wrong, but tbh i think putin is kind of beyond our control as a nation bc we have all these other nation-wide issues and like do we have time? for putin? i think he’s gon...

 
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By Chloe Marina Manchester It’s the time of year for the great migration to wherever your base of operations is. It’s also the time of year for you to see all of your relatives at the same time. All of them. For some people, this can be pretty fun. For a lot of us, every relative at the same time is some version of hell where people tell you what you should do with your life while complaining that you’re not doing anything with your life while at the same time telling you to stop getting upset because they’re “just having a little fun.” So that’s fun. Here’s your guide on how to deal with it by someone who has no idea how to deal with it. The obvious first solution is usually alcohol. Spike your coffee, cider, hell even spike your pumpkin pie. If you’re of age, this is your cue to bring nice wine to dinner, show it to the host, and keep a death grip on it all night. If you’re not of age and you’re parents aren’t of the Cool Par...

 
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What do u think of this fucked up cold weather we've been having? I love cold weather, it’s not even cold yet wait till it gets like……………………………..winter. Why is it that we are always looking for waldo? Who is waldo why is waldo and where is waldo? I’m fucking waldo bitch surprise! why do you call a building a building when it is already built? I don’t fucking know ask Jesus like what even is punk? well like Nirvana i have a bunch of parking tickets i haven't paid, what should i do? Pay them duhhhhh! pick up line halp i'm s0000 $hy are your pants on sale? cause they’re 100% off at my house. What do you think of the man bun? man bun fucking stupid Would you rather wear clown make up the rest of your life or shave your eyebrows? Shave my eyebrows I have fucked up eyebrows and I hate clowns.

 
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Wasted Advice

 
November 4, 2015



Who is the bravest person you know? ME BC I SURVIVED tell me about the kardashians? do you keep up? lemme tell u somethin about tha kardashinas. now i won’t lie. i kept up, i kept THE FUCK UP GURL. I did, i rlly did. But lemme tell u kanye got some racist ass motherfuckers on his hands. why the fuck. WHY how and what would you say to a person you have hurt/betrayed? lmao i ain’t betrayed nobody. i’m gr8 and everyone deserves a friend like me. If i betrayed somebody i’d be like ‘srryyyyyyyyyy’ lol idgaf about anyone who hates me. And u shouldn’t either. I really like a person. they are so kind and sweet. I haven't seen them in ages and I'm going to visit them soon. I'm afraid and sad that it's going to be so great and wonderful but it will only be for one night. idk what will happen next. how do I get thru this? this doesn’t even sound like a fucking issue to me like??? Just have a great time. Feel good. feel all...