Illustration by Ruby Thompson By Ira Zuckerman An eccentric among its peers, Last Word Books is packed on Saturday nights. Most bookstores would give into the bars and clubs on these weekend evenings, but Last Word keeps their doors open for a weekly meeting of the paranoid. A man with […]
Wasted Advice
Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for ad- vice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. Why does this exist? Are you drunken scholars or do you truly have no life? […]
Wasted Advice
Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. How do I deal with my chronic addiction to selfies? don’t. idk who made us all […]
My Inebriated Journey
Screaming Females at the Palace Flophouse
By Garrett Bekemeyer The night began with the purchasing of two bottles of Johnny Bootlegger and a pack of cigarettes, followed by a hasty drive to the Eastside fueled by Little Big Town singing to our caravan the tales of being born and raised in the boondocks. We arrived at the […]
Wasted Advice: 4/25/13
I went to Rainy Day Records to get an LP that is so obscure they didn’t even know how to order it. Am I a hipster? -Not That I Care First off, hippies don’t know how to use computers, so of course they aren’t going to know how to order […]
Wasted Advice: 4/11/13
Why do hospitals in Singapore use such terrible painkillers? -Singapore Sling Everyone knows that Singapore hates drugs and they hate you. Why are people afraid to go to Le Voyeur? -Voy for Joy Firstly, they serve forties of Steele Reserve. If that’s not terrifying I dunno what is. Second, there are […]
Wasted Advice: 3/18/13
I want to start dating and it’s hard for me to find people I’m interested in who aren’t scared off because I’m kinky. I don’t feel right about trying to build a relationship with someone I know I’m incompatible with, but I also don’t want to be too forward. – […]
Wasted Advice: 2/28/13
I made a great amount of money at the Craft fair last week and would love to continue to sell my crafts, but I don’t know how/where to get started. I am nervous about trying etsy.com because I am a busy student and won’t be able to update the site […]
Wasted Advice: 2/14/13
How do I get over a cold? Sincerely, Asfgsjkdf Gurl drank some hot toddies and that’s gonna clear the f*ck up As an attractive rich white man, how do I find my place in Olympia and my purpose at Evergreen? Insincerely, Dude with ‘Tude My dude, with that abserd money […]
Wasted Advice: 1/31/13
I am a bisexual man, and I have a crush on a straight male classmate. It makes it a little hard to focus on my class work when he’s being humorously flirtatious. What should I do? Hopefully- Options to Gayge Well OG, The same thing the rest of us do! […]
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