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Can you whittle wood? What!!?!?!??????!??!!!!!!! This is what you ask a drunk person? To play with sharp knives? No. What is your favorite hip hop song and why? Hip hop and rap have been so mixed together that I’m not sure what you’re asking me right now but I really wanna listen to Please Don’t Go by Mike Posner so I hope that’s a good  because idk where I’m at right now Thats my sugstion 2k17. I found a weed pipe at my house after the riot party at my house, is it yours? No. My job is to answer questions for a newspaper. I don’t go to all y’all parties. You don’t know who I am and I don’t know who you are, what kinda question is this? As a light skinned pocleftist how can I possibly make friends in Olympia? Step one: Go to Mccoys at about 8pm on a Thursday. Arder the most librel arts student drink you can think of. Something along the lines of an AMF or a Long Island iced tea. Carry your Sylvia plath book to the smokers section ...

 
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Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. how do you balance staying aware and involved, with keeping yourself mentally healthy, given that the world is shit? Read, BITCH u don’t. Idk what the fick is happebing here. Love urself! Take care! Love ur friends! Make soup to share! Shine bright like a diamond! Rhianna gets it [heart emoji] listen to her. Our goddess. Our momther. how do you form community when it seems like everybody is shitty to each other? and especially when power dynamics aren’t respected in a lot of space Find gentle friends, talk about your gentle nature openly and transparently if we were to make queer/trans symbols that didn’t use the male/female symbols as a base, what shapes would we use instead? Shapes of planets and stars !!!! my friends won’t agree on wh...

 
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Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. Is there anyway around seeing people in oly who I’ve previously iced, other than moving or never leaving my house? Just irl ice them. Like just dont acknowledge theyre there if you see them. idk take the step to like actualky exolain you dont wanna be there friend or really be in there presenxe. Its way harder than icing someone but if its really making you wanna move or stay inside its gotta be better than being stuck i wanna get laid but I feel like the only ppl who show interest in me are men and like...it’s not fair I’m feelin like drake out here wishing for my dream girl :( Drakes seeing jlo last i heard. So in that note id say maybe just make sure you dont get caught on nikkis and riris and dream girls that you gotta get through like 2 cds to...

 
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Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. how do i look hot on halloween without havin a real normie “slutty whatever” costume Have a non-normie “slutty” costume. The worst thing about the “sluttly waterer” costume is the lack of originality, so just add a layer of irony and you can show off your flesh-prison without seaming basic. For example, wear your BDSM gear and the European Union Flag and be the idea of austerity. what r u gonna be 4 halloween? Curious George — its perfect because I’ve always been very sexually attracted to the man in the yellow hat and I’m hoping that the universe provides me with a tall-hatted man of my own. What is the best new album out that you’re overplaying? I’ve been really into Princess Nokia’s new album, 1992. Its sick, its fresh, its everything I’ve been...

 
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Wasted Advice

 
May 25, 2016



Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. where can i go to get some nice shirts and pants? hit up your local (westsdie) good will, for a sewing machine; querier, this is how i’ve made “nice” shirs and “pants” for years. take in seams, take them out, inserting fantastic patterns, you know, “own your means of production” is what i think marks said. how do you get a job? my plan of just being a drunk asshole and hanging out at the bar until they hire me seems to not be working... true. it seems to not be working. i mean, everyday you’re in here, being drnk and an asshole, everyday, stiing there, looking like you want somone to ask if you want a job, i’m pretty sure no one’s gonna. I see it not working. is there any circumstance under which it would be acceptable to fuck a dude in cargo shor...

 
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April 20, 2016



Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. How can I get people to stop thinking that I’m the Zodiac Killer? before you speak and whenever you speak and also upon entering and exisiting a room you should sayd “i am Not the Zodiac Killer” because if you were the zodiac killer you qowlud never say that because you value honesty and integrety. um. i don’t actually know that much about the xodiac killer i watched like the most boring fucking movie of my life once called zodiac that i don’t think was about that specifically buti maybe it was it was sooooo boring nothing happened, also didn’t they solve this case? or they tought they did? was it wrong? like they used  linguistic analysis from his brothers emails or somethng and then compared it some bros manifesto and like they were like GOTCHA b...

 
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March 9, 2016



Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. what the most cost effective food options on campus? i cant always bring my own lunch and beverages but also i am broke! idk but like cigarettes are a p good appittie supprecant since evrythings such a fcukin scam and like not teh good kinda scam yknow [redacted] is p easy to steal from/ omg i cant say any of this i gotta shut up!!! flaming eggplanty is chill 2 the grain and bean is the cheapest &&the chiliicheesfry special is the shit like best deal and so yum how do i get ride of my pores and get perfect cgi kardashian skin instead? dude idk but honestly fucking same like so much i thinkk @arabellesicardi like deleted her pores but theyre also like on their own plane i dont know shit about that also like exfholiatinggg all bout the exfohl...

 
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February 24, 2016



Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. i hate my job, but i feel stupid complaining about it because it is better than most of my friends jobs, how do i get to get paid to do something that doesnt make me want to die? LOOOOK lemme be real, I’ve thought @bour this 2, here the thing love, it’s not about the job. ur insecurities about something super touchy feely deep. it’s appears from this question @ least that u want passion, fire &&& stimulation. I think the best thing 4 u would be to not complain anymore. Look at ur age, I’m guessing in like early 20’s ur doing jones for rent and not for passion, and like if u wnt to move on to another chapter u have to make a change, whether its environment or subject matter this question &&& decision is about u, not about feel...

 
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Wasted Advice

 
February 10, 2016



Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. Do you believe that world peace is attainable? I mean at this rate probs not but if we legalize weed globally then hey who knows everyone keeps telling me i should move out of Olympia & idk where to go & im broke where should I move New Orleans/ Detroit haven’t u read gentrifiers digest this week??????????? what’s like a cute ~~queer d8~~ to take my gay crush on? idk take them to Taco Bell that place is lit as hell and every queer person in this shithole town seems to have pretty low standards for cuisine i always think shitty punk bros are cute what do i do?! poison them, duh!!!!!!!!!!! Punk boys are physically weak and worthless and probably don’t have 401k’s and are probs not worth the emotional labor! Date someone who goes to universi...

 
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Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. my sweetie doesnt have a fb and my phone is broke is it rude to ask my friends to coordinate my booty calls? i think ur using ur friends for premarital seX. go to church, sinner how do you stop all your clothes from smelling like mold? wash them, u dirty drity filthy person, you. GROSS ew. stop, wut Can NATO’s influence in eastern Europe effectively check Vladimir Putin’s ambitions in Ukraine, and if not, should the country be partitioned along ethnic lines to achieve an end to the civil war? \partintioned by ethnic lines, sunds racist to me, and rlly oppressive? correct me if im wrong, but tbh i think putin is kind of beyond our control as a nation bc we have all these other nation-wide issues and like do we have time? for putin? i think he’s gon...