Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and a different member of our talented staff answers each week—drunk. We both win. You can ask us the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. What TV show should I watch when I’m hanging out with my crush and […]
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My dog is an asshole who won’t stop eating my used cottonballs from removing makeup. How likely is it that he’ll die doing this? One of my dogs is an asshole too. That said, I don’t know shit about animals. You should probably do the responsible dog owner thing and […]
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Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for ad- vice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. Why does this exist? Are you drunken scholars or do you truly have no life? […]
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Greetings. Welcome to Wasted Advice, wherein you ask for advice and I continue to get drunk and advise you. We both win. You can ask me the questions you can’t ask your resident advisor. How do I deal with my chronic addiction to selfies? don’t. idk who made us all […]
Extra Wasted Advice: 11/21/2013
Hello loyal (ha!) readers: We know you’ve been craving advice on all the trials and tribulations in your life, and that we haven’t delivered as of late, so here you go, an extra heaping bottle full of answers to guide you on this crazy journy we call “a hangover.” I’m […]
Wasted Advice: 4/25/13
I went to Rainy Day Records to get an LP that is so obscure they didn’t even know how to order it. Am I a hipster? -Not That I Care First off, hippies don’t know how to use computers, so of course they aren’t going to know how to order […]
Wasted Advice: 4/11/13
Why do hospitals in Singapore use such terrible painkillers? -Singapore Sling Everyone knows that Singapore hates drugs and they hate you. Why are people afraid to go to Le Voyeur? -Voy for Joy Firstly, they serve forties of Steele Reserve. If that’s not terrifying I dunno what is. Second, there are […]
Wasted Advice: 3/18/13
I want to start dating and it’s hard for me to find people I’m interested in who aren’t scared off because I’m kinky. I don’t feel right about trying to build a relationship with someone I know I’m incompatible with, but I also don’t want to be too forward. – […]
Wasted Advice: 2/28/13
I made a great amount of money at the Craft fair last week and would love to continue to sell my crafts, but I don’t know how/where to get started. I am nervous about trying etsy.com because I am a busy student and won’t be able to update the site […]
Wasted Advice: 2/14/13
How do I get over a cold? Sincerely, Asfgsjkdf Gurl drank some hot toddies and that’s gonna clear the f*ck up As an attractive rich white man, how do I find my place in Olympia and my purpose at Evergreen? Insincerely, Dude with ‘Tude My dude, with that abserd money […]
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